It's my birthday and I'll clean if I want to...

Sometimes you have to play dirty.

The only thing worse than a serial killer that hates you...is a serial killer that likes you.

Sex sells... for everyone except the person cleaning up after it!

I turned my boyfriend into a vampire and now he won't return my calls.

I finally came face to face with the serial killer who's been stalking me...and it didn't end well.

The show must go on... even when there's been a murder.

Things are about to get messy…